1)Would you kill a child if it meant saving your own life? Nah. Rape is where I draw the line.
Like, after rape. But before kill

2)Would you steal from an elderly person? Yeah. Those lazy bastards are stealing from me anyway. I'm sick of my tax money going to them. Get a job.

3)If the only way to save yourself was to kill your family, would you? Twice to make sure

4)Do you believe in evolution? more like Evalution amirite?

5)Do you believe in god? does god believe in ME!?

6)Do you know what the war in Iraq is about? White man's burden, brother.

7)Is a female president a bad idea? Nah kuz I'm pretty sure she'd still have to have a first lady. All right~

8)You caught your child smoking pot/doing drugs.How would you punish him? If by child you mean "hot teenage daughter" and by punish you mean "incest": thoroughly

9)Your thoughts on gay marriage? I dare ya. Double dare

10)Is abortion morally permissable? I don't want no retard daughter-babies

11)Should you have to dress for church? Yes

12)Do you? Yes

13)Why? I look damn good in a poncho

14)Is it a sin to have premarital sex? PREMARITAL sex is the least of my worries

15)Is god a man or woman? If heaven really exists its one fine bitch

16)Do you think god truly cares for his children, that is, if he exists? I'm starting to think this quiz was made by a religious person!

17)What if the government has the cures to any or all of the deadly diseases that plague the earth but won't use them just to keep control of the population? Or what if the government was responsible for the greatest terrorist attack in human history. Would you really want to know?

18)Are aliens smarter than humans? (They found us but we have yet to find them.) If they're so smart why arent the hot aliens sexing me, EH!?

19)The sun causes cancer, smoking causes cancer, tanning beds cause cancer, everthing causes cancer. So the way I see it, I'm going to get cancer. So what's the point in avoiding everything? Dieing young fits with my bad-ass tan-ass lifestyle

20)Is drinking under age wrong? Let me ask you- is having sex with a girl who's under age wrong?

21)Is doing illicit drugs wrong? I do explicit drugs.

22)Should young children have to visit a parent that is in jail or should it not even be allowed until they are old enough to understand what is going on and make a decision for themselves? They should have sexy visits if that child is my sexy daughter

23)You are drinking, and you pass out.You wake up with your pants around your ankles, do you tell anyone? Chances are they already know, if ya know what I mean.
(pregnancy)

24)Want to come drinking with me? I don't drink penis

25)Do you think rape is a crime? Only if you do it wrong

26)Do you care if anyone thinks differently of you after reading your answers? I think they've come to expect this