1)Would you kill a child if it meant saving your own life? Nah. Rape is where I draw the line.
Like, after rape. But before kill
2)Would you steal from an elderly person? Yeah. Those lazy bastards are stealing from me anyway. I'm sick of my tax money going to them. Get a job.
3)If the only way to save yourself was to kill your family, would you? Twice to make sure
4)Do you believe in evolution? more like Evalution amirite?
5)Do you believe in god? does god believe in ME!?
6)Do you know what the war in Iraq is about? White man's burden, brother.
7)Is a female president a bad idea? Nah kuz I'm pretty sure she'd still have to have